This is the way the world works now, in the age of ice: only the strong will survive.
Read More »UK to Offer Drivers Up to £3,000 in Public Transport Credit to Give Up Their Cars and Save Planet
You don't own cars, goyim.
Read More »At Least 16 Dead as a Result of Record Freezing Weather
Biden's executive orders really worked quickly - people should have been warned.
Read More »Yes, Bats Did Coronavirus, But We Can’t Let Pangolins Off the Hook
Climate change caused coronavirus.
Read More »Bill Gates has a “Master Plan” to Change the Weather
Your new daddy will tell you what the weather should look like.
Read More »The Power of Biden: Texas Forced Into Rolling Brownouts as Snowstorm Crushes State
Many people will die in this new frozen wasteland that Biden is creating with his executive orders.
Read More »Joe Biden’s Climate Change Executive Orders are a Huge Success – Everything is Freezing Over
Joe is the messiah of the weather.
Read More »Bill Gates Says Coronavirus Measures are Nothing Compared to What He’s Going to Do to You to Stop Global Warming
Bill Gates is a cruel master.
Read More »40% of Adults Fear Climate Change Apocalypse, 83% of Them Say Fear Started After March 2020
By the power of the media, people fear imaginary things.
Read More »They are Definitely Serious About Making You Eat Bugs
It's not just a meme.
Read More »Germany: Farmers Drive Tractors Through Berlin, Protesting Global Warming Agenda to Shut Them Down
Do you see how fast this global warming agenda is moving? Are you noticing it?
Read More »Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather
It truly is a breath of fresh air to have a president who makes decisions based on science rather than fear and hatred.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »UN Demands “Climate Emergency” to Extend Brutal Corona Tyranny and Further Loot the Middle Class
We are moving very rapidly into a future that you can't even imagine.
Read More »China Says It Can Cover Half Its Country in Rain and Snow Using Artificial Weather Science
There are all kinds of various projects like this going on right now.
Read More »Wild Horse Leader of New Zealand Declares Country to be “Carbon Neutral” by 2025
Every government is going to start shilling this stuff had in 2021, as the "coronavirus crisis" transforms into a "climate emergency."
Read More »Earth to Release Methane Gas and Make It Even Hotter Out This Bitch
Stop the weather from changing or the weather is going to change you.
Read More »So This Thing with Global Warming…
What is Great Thunberg worried about, specifically?
Read More »Amidst Coronavirus Hoax, More People Than Ever Believe in the Global Warming Hoax
We're reaching for a hoax singularity.
Read More »UK: Extinction Rebellion Witches Perform Witchcraft in Front of Kids
They should be protesting against the Virus Regime.
Read More »Media Rushes Greta Thunberg Out of Spotlight as Face Turns Skeletal at Super Vegan Speed
She's wasting away.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders the World to Do a Communist Revolution in Order to Change the Weather
Communism sounds like a great plan.
Read More »Famous Weather Hysteric Changes His Mind, Says We Won’t All Die from Cow Farts
I feel relieved now.
Read More »True Science: Driving a Car to Work is Better for the Environment Than Walking
Greta Thunberg should see this study.
Read More »Rich People Demand Life Never Come Back to Normal to Combat Cow Farts
Mommy Gaia is mad at us.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Sues Everyone
Remember Greta?
Read More »Fake Pope Says Mankind has Ruined the Work of God by Polluting the Environment
More heresy from the heresy king.
Read More »New Spontaneous Vegan Youth Movement to Save the World from Cow Farts has 25 Chapters in 10 Countries in Under 2 Weeks
Let the children lead the way!
Read More »New Talking Point: Lockdown is Good Because It “Buys Time” to Fight Climate Change
If people stop believing coronavirus is a threat, "experts" can fall back to this.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Desperate for Attention
She wants to be relevant again.
Read More »Birds are Getting Smarter Because of Climate Change, Using Tools, Opening Packets of Sugar
The dinosaurs will come back.
Read More »UK: Woman “Professor” Says Making Babies is “The Worst Thing You Can Do” to the Climate
Academia should be cleansed.
Read More »Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Pledges to Stop Weather from Changing
Tired of the weather changing all the time? You're in luck - Jeff is on the case.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Signs Up for BBC Documentary Series About Her “Crusade”
The titless retard isn't done yet.
Read More »LEAK: Extinction Rebellion is a White Supremacist Group Planning to Collapse Civilization
Their entire global warming schtick is just a ploy to push their White Kaczynskist agenda.
Read More »Cropped Black Global Warmer Speaks Out Against Her Cropping
Just when you think the news can't get any dumber...
Read More »You are About to be Responsible for Titanic-Style Tragedies, Experts Warn
First the koalas, and now THIS? HOW DARE YOU?
Read More »Pacific Ocean Water So Acidic It’s LITERALLY Melting Our Crabs – LITERALLY
I hope crab isn't your favorite food, because they'll soon all be melted.
Read More »Congressmen Whine That Google Needs to Shut Down Global Warming Denialists
Muh global warming, muh scientific consensus.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says It Doesn’t Take a College Degree to Realize Carbon Budget Doesn’t Add Up
Is she even writing her own tweets though?
Read More »No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
It's time to stand up and fight back against Greta Thunberg.
Read More »Global Warming Hoax Artists Complain About Vegetation in the Himalayas
Plants on mountains are the real threat to our democracy.
Read More »Jupiter is Shooting Space Rocks at Earth “Like a Sniper”
How can we defend against weaponized space rocks?
Read More »You Burned a Koala to Death with Your Car and Air Conditioner
You sick bastard.
Read More »Obese People Generate 20% More Greenhouse Gas Emissions Than Normal People, Study Finds
Besides being harmful to the human eye, the obese are also harmful to the planet.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Movie Due for Release in Summer
Greta Thunberg is officially a movie star now.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Apologizes for Threatening World Leaders, UN Climate Talks End in Disappointment
Greta Thunberg got cold feet about eating the world leaders.
Read More »UN Climate Talks Face Collapse Due to Disagreement Over COMPENSATION for Poorer Nations
Countries of Color are openly demanding white people pay reparations for changing the weather.
Read More »Ancient Demon Creature Greta Thunberg Threatens to “Put World Leaders Against the Wall”
She can't hide her bloodlust much longer.
Read More »Angry Mutant Retard Named TIME Magazine’s Man of the Year
Hopefully this is peak Greta.
Read More »Greta Thunberg is Stressed, Wants to Escape Scrutiny, Orders the Media to Stop Focusing on Her
Something is wrong with her. She really may off herself soon.
Read More »Deteriorating Greta Thunberg Looks Dead Inside, Doesn’t Want to be “The Only Voice of the Youth”
She may commit suicide soon.
Read More »Russian Town Overrun with Polar Bears Because of Global Cooling (North Pole is Too Cold)
It must be caused by climate change, somehow. Everything is.
Read More »Heretic “Pope” Blames Men for Natural Disasters, Refers to the Planet as “Her,” Praises Primitives
What is Francis worshiping, really?
Read More »Greta Thunberg Arrives in Madrid Looking Rougher Than Ever, Is She Really 16?
Is her vegan diet behind her deteriorating looks?
Read More »Grand Tour Host Calls Greta Thunberg a “Stupid Idiot” and a “Weird Swede with a Bad Temper”
He's saying what many people think.
Read More »Ad Expert: Global Warmers/Climate Changers Should Rebrand Again
The house is literally on fire, goyim. It's time for taxes, immigration and eating bugs.
Read More »Unhinged European Whackjobs Fear “Climate Change” More Than Terrorism and Mass Immigration
We are living in an insane asylum.
Read More »UN Says Everyone Will Die in Climate Apocalypse Unless Unprecedented Action is Taken
The most realistic path towards saving the world starts with conquering the world.
Read More »Conference of Scientists Who Don’t Think Cow Farts Will Bring Armageddon Gets SHUT DOWN
Some people wanted to do some things, but now they won't.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Doubles Down on “Mother Earth” Heresy, Says “It’s a Duty” to Introduce New “Sin Against Ecology”
Not driving a Tesla and not using yachts instead of planes may become a sin.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Will Sail from the US to Spain for UN Climate Meeting in Some Australian Couple’s Boat
She would be more popular if she asked governments to give everyone a yacht.
Read More »Italy: Government Wants to Make Climatism Mandatory in Schools
Cow farts are an existential threat.
Read More »Thousands of Scientists Call for Population Control and Sign “Climate Emergency” Document
Earth needs white people. They want less whites. They are the enemies of Earth.
Read More »India: Noble Monkey Defends Self Against Curry Fiend Larva Encroaching on His Habitat
Monkeys are fighting the enemies of Earth.
Read More »UK: University Teachers Demand More Vacation Time to Save the World from Global Warming
Captain Planet was unavailable.
Read More »EAT THE MAGGOT: Greta Thunberg’s “Climate Diet” is Making It Big in the Scientific Community
All out of choices now, goy.
Read More »Canada: Greta Thunberg’s Army Meets Truck Convoy of Oil and Gas Workers on the Battlefield
This is the start of Greta's downfall.
Read More »Norwegians are Told to Pee in the Shower to Save Water and Help the Environment
Well it certainly saves time, I can tell you that.
Read More »“Use Contraception to Save the Planet from Climate Change,” Experts Claim
White people are the only ones who care about the planet.
Read More »Experts Warn That Ebola-Chan has Formed an Alliance with “Climate Change”
They may soon start blaming Ebola deaths on white people driving cars and flying on planes.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Friday Protests Will Go on for “As Long as It Takes” to Force World Leaders Into Action
Climate Empress Greta lacks ambition.
Read More »“Extinction Rebellion” Weirdos Show Their Weird Tits and Weird Bodies Covered in Weird Symbols During Weird Street Protest
When will Greta Thunberg join one of these nude protests though?
Read More »Vatican Synod on Amazon Proposes Recognition of “Ecological Sins”
What are they even talking about? Is this a new religion?
Read More »Ancient Mayans Created Their Own Climate Change 1,800 Years Ago and Caused the Droughts That Wiped Them Out
So we didn't start the fire?
Read More »Yikes: Italian Authorities Investigate Effigy of Greta Thunberg Hanging by a Noose from a Bridge in Rome
The Climate Queen's enemies are getting bolder.
Read More »Man Beats Mob of Anti-Weather Activists to Get Inside McDonald’s for Delicious Food of Gods
They are promoting their political agenda by trying to prevent poor people from eating.
Read More »Iowa: Joke Police Bring Down Teacher Who Joked About Assassinating Greta Thunberg
Things are getting crazier out there.
Read More »Climate Saint Greta Thunberg is Tipped to Win the Nobel Peace Prize Next Week After Her UN Speech
Greta is unifying the world.
Read More »Vladimir Putin Verbally Violates Climate Queen Greta Thunberg
Science is on Greta's side. Who's on Putin's side, other than hackers?
Read More »Iceberg FIVE TIMES the Size of Malta Breaks Off Glacier in Antarctica! Climate Change is Killing Corn Crops!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! GO VEGAN NOW! SAVE THE COWS, SAVE YOURSELF!
Read More »Billionaire Fashion CEO Says Greta Thunberg “Surrendered Completely to Catastrophism,” Calls Her “Demoralizing”
Greta is actually a very happy young girl though.
Read More »Brand New Kook Weather Apocalypse Stories from the UN! We SWEAR They’re Real This Time!
Strap in, lads.
Read More »Prairie-Monkey Fronthole Science Womyn Says Genetically Modifying Corn is Rape
She has a degree, so she's right.
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg Addresses Army at First Ever Youth Climate Summit Held at the UN HQ
Her troops are everywhere. She is ready for battle.
Read More »NBC Wants the Goyim to Confess Their “Climate Sins”
Peak retard is nigh.
Read More »Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Miami Will Sink Unless She Saves It!
WE HAVE TO SAVE MIAMI
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
She is saving the world with her Asperger superpower.
Read More »Company Announces World’s First Washing Machine with Microplastic Filters to Stop Climate Catastrophe
If you want to save the planet, you have to buy this.
Read More »Sweden: Scientist Says Cannibalism Necessary to Stop Global Climate Warming Change
It's for your own good, you stupid goyim.
Read More »Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous
"Clean up your climate" is the new "clean up your room."
Read More »Climate Queen Greta Thunberg Arrives in NYC After Vegan Atlantic Trip on Racing Yacht
Together, we are changing the planet.
Read More »Global Worry Over the Wrong Amazon Being on Fire, Macron Says Your Lungs are Burning
What some call "the lungs of the planet" is burning.
Read More »Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane
Down syndrome activist Greta Thunberg confirmed to have Down syndrome.
Read More »10% Increase in EU Asylum Claims Since January – Germans Deeply Concerned About the Weather
You didn't really think they would stop, did you?
Read More »Down Syndrome Activist Greta Thunberg to Prevent Bad Weather by Taking Private Yacht Trip
Goyim should be ashamed that they don’t travel everywhere on tiny yachts!
Read More »Scientists Say July Was Hottest Month Ever! Glaciers Imploding! Greta Thunberg Reality Show!
The Climate Apocalypse is coming. Just let Greta Thunberg handle this.
Read More »Bill Gates Wants to Spray Millions of Tonnes of Dust Into the Stratosphere to Stop Global Warming
What year is it? Are we time traveling?
Read More »Germany and Sweden Want to Increase Taxes on Meat to Combat Stupid Climate Hoax
Eat your soy to save the whales, you stupid goyim.
Read More »AccuWeather Founder and CEO Says “No Evidence” of Heat Waves Being Related to Climate Change
The climate not being exactly what we imagine it should be like means APOCALYPSE.
Read More »Finnish Study Shows That Manmade Global Warming is a Hoax, Japanese Corroborate Research
This is all a hoax. Please, stop talking about it.
Read More »Trump Caves on Climate Change! Backtracks Plan to Host Skeptic Panel!
I've grown so tired of this president.
Read More »Germany: Climate Protesters Storm Coal Mine, Fight Police
If you don't stop driving your car and eating methane-farting cows, the world will end.
Read More »UK: Tory MP About to be Canned for Vader-Choking Climate Fanatic
Feel the force of my palm around your larynx, ma'am!
Read More »Ireland: Faggot Streetshitter Prime Minister Plans to Ban All Cars and Make People Live Like Sardines to Combat Global Warming
The end is nigh.
Read More »Sweden’s Anti-Greta: Girl Bullied by Classmates and Teachers for Not Joining Retarded Climate Strike
Another article about Sweden...
Read More »US Authorities Now Using Aircraft to Move Border Goblins for Processing
Is there no end to this waste of money?
Read More »2,624-Year-Old Tree Alive in America: Global Warming Will Kill It If We Don’t Obey Greta Thunberg!
Raising taxes for white people while destroying our economies is the only way to prevent the Climate Apocalypse.
Read More »Suicidal UN Chief Says World Should Engage in Futile “Global Warming” Fight, Has No Backup Plan
Their plan has only a 2% chance of succeeding, yet they want you to put all your eggs in that basket.
Read More »Shock as UN Publishes Report Mentioning Actual Real Life Environmental Problems
Legitimately shocked.
Read More »HOAXED: Majority of Britcucks Believe Global Warming Apocalypse will End All Human Life
Jewish hoaxology is the science of the future - today.
Read More »End of Civilization: Beto Says We Only Have 10 Years Before Global Warming Apocalypse
Hoax me once, shame on you. Just keep hoaxing me.
Read More »Sweden: “Green” Party Candidate Demands Europe Taken in Infinity African “Climate Refugees”
Green on the outside, kosher on the inside.
Read More »UK: Unhinged Global Warming Hoaxers are Going Off the Rails!
They fucking love science.
Read More »UK: Young Whores Rioting for Global Warming Hoax Taxes to the Chinese
God I hate women.
Read More »We Have to Make Antarctica Green Again, Bring On the Climate Apocalypse and Reclaim Our History
Why not let Antarctica turn green? What are they hiding under the ice?
Read More »CNN Explains the Racism Behind Climate Change
The climate changing was linked to climate change, according to research.
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Compares Climate Change to 9/11
America doesn't negotiate with hurricanes.
Read More »Greenland’s Largest Glacier is Not Melting. It’s Actually Getting More Frozen.
Everything the climate does is a sign of the upcoming Climate Apocalypse.
Read More »Climate Change Protests: 13-Year-Old Co-Coordinators, 8-Year-Old Diplomats, Communism, Dinosaurs
I WANT YOU TO PANIC!
Read More »Anti-Diversity Bigot Greta Thunberg Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
These bigots literally nominated her to prevent refugees from existing.
Read More »Angela Merkel Endorses Student Protests About Global Warming Apocalypse
Mama Merkel is proud of the kids she'll soon replace.
Read More »Ocasio-Cortez Says People Shouldn’t Reproduce Because of Climate Change
Don't have kids goy, it's bad for the planet, and they wouldn't have a very good time here anyways.
Read More »Major Cities Run by Shitlibs are Biohazard Zones
Shitlibs are fake environmentalists.
Read More »Bill Gates Says Farting Cows are One of the Biggest Problems We Face
If you care about climate change you shouldn't eat meat.
Read More »UK Climate Protests: “Make Earth Great Again” Edition
It never ends with these people.
Read More »Harrison Ford Gives Apocalyptic Warning, Calls Climate Change “Greatest Moral Crisis of Our Time”
What is the solution then, actor?
Read More »A Real “Green New Deal” Would Involve a Mass Expansion of Nuclear Power
If "climate change" was a real problem, investing in nuclear power would be the best course of action.
Read More »United Nations Chief Says Losing Climate Change Race “Can be a Disaster For Africa”
Some pretty good news here.
Read More »Prediction of Catastrophic Surge in Sea Levels Was Very Wrong, Study Shows
But New York is still going to be underwater at some point tho.
Read More »UK: Climate Change to Bring Potato Holocaust, Might Have Also Killed Loch Ness Monster
97% of scientists like french fries.
Read More »Blood is Coming Out of People’s Eyes and Mouths in Bangkok
"It’s a public health crisis."
Read More »We Just Made a Huge Hole Under a Glacier in Antarctica
WE HAVE TO STOP AND SAVE OUR PLANET tHE eND Is NiGH!!11
Read More »Watch: Leopard Pulls Man’s Pants Down, Terrorizes Hundreds of Indian Street Shitters to Save the Planet
The Feline Patrol is on our side.
Read More »The Polar Vortex is Caused by Global Warming
If this doesn't make sense, you're evil.
Read More »16-Year-Old Swedish Schoolgirl Greta Thunberg Has Maternal Instincts Towards the Climate
"My next ambition is to sit outside the Swedish parliament every Friday until Sweden is in line with the Paris agreement."
Read More »Apple Claims Climate Change is Going to Help Them Sell More iPhones
Does Apple really think people will believe this?
Read More »Thousands of Students Protest Climate Change in Belgium: “No Point Going to School if Our World is Dying”
"No point going to school if our world is dying."
Read More »Climate Change News: Violent Tornadoes Have Totally Stopped Now
This is a threat to the ozone.
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